You may think Beyonce has the greatest life ever because she’s a strong independant woman who’s sold over 178 million records and has won 17 Grammys, but I’m here to let you know you’ve got a leg up on Queen B. Yeah, that’s right! You’ve got things she doesn’t! How does that feel? Pretty darn good I hope. So the next time you’re down about life I want you to check out this list of things you beat Beyonce at. Queen B ain’t got S on you!
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You Have A High School Diploma
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Beyonce dropped out of high school after freshman year to pursue her career as the most powerful woman in the world. Although she was home schooled for a number of years after she left Alief Elsik, no one knows if she officially got her diploma. Even if she did get that paper, talk about the easy way out. While we were being forced to swim in gym class and dissected dead pigs during biology, Beyonce was at home sippin’ on chocolate milk or traveling across America. But jokes on her because we have diplomas and degrees now and she’s only got street smarts! We are so smrt.
You Can Sleep Till 2PM
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You think Beyonce can sleep in? Definitely not. That girl has a million things to do in a day and no time to waste sleeping. Imagine having a kid and several careers that require your full attention. How awful would that be? The only thing in my life that captures my full attention is my bed — which I stay in until 2:30 PM every day. Heck, you could sleep ’til 4PM if you really wanted just because you aren’t Beyonce; in fact, I recommend it.
Your Face Didn’t Create The Most Unflattering Photo Ever
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I’m sure there are some awful pictures of you on Facebook, but unless you’re the Ermahgerd Girl, Beyonce undoubtedly has the most unflattering photo ever. (Queen) B thankful this isn’t you.
Your Mom Wasn’t your stylist Until You Were 20
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Before Ty Hunter and Raquel Smith took over styling duties for the future world leader, Beyonce’s mom had the final say in what her daughter (and other DC members) would wear. Whether it was a concert or event, Tina Knowles was usually MAKING clothes for the group. I think everyone know’s a mother shouldn’t choose their kids wardrobe past 7th grade, let alone make their clothes. But I guess it explains why they looked like this for the first few years. If my mom dressed my band and I until we were 20 we’d have worn Northern Getaway Catstreet Boys sweaters and un-ironic soccer ball shirts.
Paparazzi Doesn’t Follow You
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As much as it’d probably be cool to have people worship your footsteps, it probably sucks trying to do anything with a mob of photographers stocking your every move and invading your privacy. Do you know how fun it is walking around my house naked? How could I do that without some weirdo trying to snap a picture of me for the front page People magazine? Even Eminem can’t go to the bathroom in private.
